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pattersonphoto: Only in Florida do the policemen sport neck tattoos. 'Did you...

pattersonphoto: Only in Florida do the policemen sport neck tattoos. 'Did you see that purse snatcher I tackled?' he asked me. #geekfest

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theisb: Oh shit you guys, I just realized that "Kiss From a Rose" is about...

theisb: Oh shit you guys, I just realized that "Kiss From a Rose" is about going down on a lady. Specifically, about BATMAN going down on a lady.

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theisb: Sometimes I wish a young Bruce Wayne has been entrusted to the care...

theisb: Sometimes I wish a young Bruce Wayne has been entrusted to the care of Paul F. Tompkins, rather than Leslie.

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God_Damn_Batman: My other car is a radar-invisible urban tank.

God_Damn_Batman: My other car is a radar-invisible urban tank.

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tommytweed: Stomach says eat. But somewhere else I'm hearing drink.

tommytweed: Stomach says eat. But somewhere else I'm hearing drink.

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theisb: If David Bowie doesn't play Magneto in the next X-Men movie, there's...

theisb: If David Bowie doesn't play Magneto in the next X-Men movie, there's something wrong with the world. #MakeWayForTheHomoSuperior

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smd: Appleton Estate, Aperol and Bonal. Today's fave equal parts drink

smd: Appleton Estate, Aperol and Bonal. Today's fave equal parts drink

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bcarlton727: I'm about 24 hours away from punching a family member in the face.

bcarlton727: I'm about 24 hours away from punching a family member in the face.

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tradertiki: Cranky monday statement: A taxidermied head on the wall is the...

tradertiki: Cranky monday statement: A taxidermied head on the wall is the ironic moustache of the modern speakeasy themed bars.

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Modern_Drunkard: Put a glass of bourbon in my hand and I will put up with...

Modern_Drunkard: Put a glass of bourbon in my hand and I will put up with some real silly bullshit.

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rusty_shackles: I hope the porn site Big Sausage Pizza has a behind the...

rusty_shackles: I hope the porn site Big Sausage Pizza has a behind the scenes feature called "how the sausage is made"

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ColleenCoover: If you defend inflammatory rhetoric w/ "only a psycho would...

ColleenCoover: If you defend inflammatory rhetoric w/ "only a psycho would take it literally" DON'T BE SHOCKED & APPALLED WHEN A PSYCHO TAKES IT LITERALLY.

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bully_thelsb: I saw a werewolf buying Piña Colada Mix at Trader Joe's. His...

bully_thelsb: I saw a werewolf buying Piña Colada Mix at Trader Joe's. His usage of the ten or fewer items lane was perfect.

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BrianneH: Listening to AC/DC and The Police. It's the perfect mix of awesome...

BrianneH: Listening to AC/DC and The Police. It's the perfect mix of awesome and law enforcement.

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brooklynwino: Cocchi Americano is great w hot and Sour soup.

brooklynwino: Cocchi Americano is great w hot and Sour soup.

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flipflopflying: How have I never heard Bronson Arroyo's nickname before?...

flipflopflying: How have I never heard Bronson Arroyo's nickname before? http://is.gd/zf0W0v

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marcoarment: Go sports team! Beat that other sports team! YEAH!...

marcoarment: Go sports team! Beat that other sports team! YEAH! S-P-O-R-T-S-SPORTS!

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EvieN: Look at me, chopping ice for a Tom Collins like a field hand.

EvieN: Look at me, chopping ice for a Tom Collins like a field hand.

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McKelvie: It's good because it makes use of the facial real estate left by...

McKelvie: It's good because it makes use of the facial real estate left by the gap in Cyclops' mask http://twitpic.com/54snwo

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allanvkatz: Why aren't mermaids just called sea whores?

allanvkatz: Why aren't mermaids just called sea whores?

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